thrift treasure

   As you know, I work in a thrift shop. Everyday is a new story and something cool. Heres just a few things we have got in our store..

RIP Friday Wife

   Welp, its time to retire the ol' Friday Wife. Sorry guys. So now when you type in MILEY CYRUS NUDE BOOBS or SELENA GOMEZ TITTY or even UMA THURMAN NUDE, you will be directed to a different site. I hope you still visit though :'(

<3 Cody

Kate Upton GQ 2K12

Yes I know Kate Upton is borderline retarded, but still, unreal. Just unreal.

Oh and if you haven't seen it, her Carls Jr. commercial.

I've watched both a total of 317 times.

Arby's Update.

  So if you guys recall last weeks post HERE, you all know I had a little beef going with Arby's. Well they told me they would send me a gift card, and they did! $5 bucks. Aka free lunch. They also wrote me a little letter saying how much they wanna be my friend and how I'm their favorite customer. Nbd. But I just wanna clear things up right here, right now. Arby's, I forgive you.

-Cody

Senior Citizen Hip Hop Choir

   Why have I never seen this? It says its from 2009 and I'm just now watching it? Somethings not right here. Plus, only 19k views? Bogus. I suggest you watch the whole video. Pure quality if you ask me.

PS. It gets heated at 4:06

Dear Cody,

900k+ views is not 19k views....

Numbers are hard.

T dawg




Dear Taylor,

I mustve clicked another one because the one I watched only had 19k.

dickweed.

C.

UFOs.

   I have seen a couple of UFOs in my short little life time. One at camp watching the stars. I thought it was a shooting star but it suddenly stopped, zig zagged, and shot off a different direction. Second one, I came home from football practice and saw a giant grey and brown saucer hovering over the street.
   But tonight was a doozy. Why? Because I had a witness with me. We were looking over the horizon and noticed a small light appear out of nowhere. It slowly raised and got very bright and big. It then hovered for about a 30 seconds and slowly dropped down and disappeared. Yea it may not have been an alien. It may have been too though. BUT still technically considered an unidentified flying object. UFOs fa days!

-C


UPDATE: 4 different people saw it last night that I know of. Nobody knew what it was. U. F. O.

Weddings n shit.

    Went to a wedding today. My sisters friend is marrying a Brit. We've had a house full of British and Irish people living with us for over a week who are absolutely awesome. At the wedding, my family was the only loud and annoying/hilarious people there. Literally the whole time was jokes and throwing shit at each other. Somebody even drew a swastika on the table cloth. WASNT ME. Also, I finally caught that garter thing that the bride has around her leg. Those things always kind of grossed the crap out of me, but still cool finally snagging one. Look out ladies.
-Cody