Cult Swinger Panties.

   I literally only worked for an hour and a half today. BUT, I did get asked to join this cult church thats behind our shop for the second time. I gave the lady a fake number, except I just realized she knows where I work. And once she figures out I lied, I bet I will be cursed or something cool like that.

   Also today, a middle aged guy came in and went straight to the woman's section. He grabbed all sorts of lingerie and underwear and stuff. When my boss asked him what it was for, all he said was, "Its for the swingers party I'm having tonight... Its just a sex party." First off, where is this awesome party? And how old do you have to be to join?? 19? Perfect!

-Cody

Nick Colbert back at it.

Nick is at it again! If you don't know Nick, heres a little reminder. Nick's Movie Trailer and Nick Flexing. Anyway he's going on some sexual tweet rampage. I suggest you all follow him.

Yes this post is sloppy. I'm tired and I'm on bathsalts.

-c

Wait, i fixed it. suck it.

Conflict @Arbys.

See what I did there? Conflict "at" Arbys. Twitter joke.

   So today on my lunch break I head over to get some Good Mood Food at Arbys. They forgot my damn drink that I paid for. I was furious. So furious I had to do something... So I took our beef to Twitter.

Looks like were all good now, I'd say.

-Cody

Boobs Fa Days

   I know I already posted about this, but its gotten even worse. To the point where all top views (minus Chemo with Fred) are about girls and boobies. 

THIS BLOG IS CALLED BOOBS AND OREOS. NOT BOOBS AND DISNEY GIRLS.

God people, get your shit together. Miley Cyrus naked nude boobs.

-Cody

PS. I guarantee that every one of these views is by somebody like this.

Rob Me.

   We just got new surveillance cameras at the thrift shop. I watched myself work today and all I could think about is how cool it would be if I was on one of those shows where it shows people getting robbed. So if you want to come in and take my money while you point a gun at me, then let me whale on you for a few minutes that would be totally cool. I want a good quality video to show my friends.
-CK

Worst gift card alive.

All I usually ask for for Christmas/my birthday is one thing. A gift card to Best Buy. Simple simple request. One of my sisters though decided to be a jackass and get me this "gift card". 

   Yea its different, yea its kinda cool. But actually using it is a whole 'nother story. I went to BB today to get me a CD. Stevie Stone Rollin Stone to be exact. Anyway I'm kind of short on cash so I found this in my car and decided to use it. The problem though was that my cashier was kind of a babe. So I hand her my CD and set this puppy down. Heres how the convo went...

Cashier: Ha cool toy.
Me: Thanks but its actually a gift card.
Cashier: Oooh I've never seen this, I thought you were just showing me your toy.
Me: Ha nope I'm just trying to get rid of it.
Cashier: Yea thats kind of embarrassing. You have $3 left on it.
Me: Dammit.

Yup, that happened. Awkward and embarrassing moments is my forté.

-Cody

Everyday convos

   I love working short days more than just about anything. 4 hours is a perfect amount of time. In this 4 hours, there was a lady asking me millions of dumb questions, a guy fell through the ceiling, and I heard this convo.. Black Lady Customer: Whats his name? (referring to me) Boss: Oh we call him white kid. Customer: More like cute white kid. Hey cute white kid! I hear these types of conversations alllll the time at my job. And yes, I do take them as compliments. And yes, I am bragging. And yes, you are jealous.

-C