Friday Wife: Lulu Antariksa

   Yea its Saturday. Don't care. I'm human and I forgot. Anyways, I'm sitting here watching the new Figure It Out and I see this beaut. Lulu Antariksa. Never heard of her, never seen her in my life. But she is TOTAL wife material. A hot mexican hipster girl. I have never fallen in love with a girl I will never meet so fast. Maybe I should start watching more new Nick shows, even though everyone knows 90's Nick was the best. Hence the fact that they brought back Figure It Out. Its pretty good, except I know nobody on the show and I miss Laurie Beth Denberg.

And I'm gonna try this again... Lulu Antariksa Boobs, Nude, Tits. Laurie Beth Denberg Boobs, Nude, Tits. <--- That should get us some more views.

<3 Cody

Taylors GF.

Dear Cody,

I hope you die.

Love,
Taylor

Click it or Dicket.

   I had stop class last night. 6-10. Earlier in the day I checked to see how far away the class was, and it said it was only 14 minutes away. So 5:30 comes and I type in the destination.... 40 minutes away. So ironically I had to speed there to be on time. 

   The class was awful. The fat teacher guy had a studder, the lights kept going out from the storm, and we only got 2 breaks. Thankfully, there was a milf there, and we got a packet of notes and a pencil. So I spent the whole time drawing. Heres some of my doodles! 

-Cody 

 

Slayer

Cult Swinger Panties.

   I literally only worked for an hour and a half today. BUT, I did get asked to join this cult church thats behind our shop for the second time. I gave the lady a fake number, except I just realized she knows where I work. And once she figures out I lied, I bet I will be cursed or something cool like that.

   Also today, a middle aged guy came in and went straight to the woman's section. He grabbed all sorts of lingerie and underwear and stuff. When my boss asked him what it was for, all he said was, "Its for the swingers party I'm having tonight... Its just a sex party." First off, where is this awesome party? And how old do you have to be to join?? 19? Perfect!

-Cody

Nick Colbert back at it.

Nick is at it again! If you don't know Nick, heres a little reminder. Nick's Movie Trailer and Nick Flexing. Anyway he's going on some sexual tweet rampage. I suggest you all follow him.

Yes this post is sloppy. I'm tired and I'm on bathsalts.

-c

Wait, i fixed it. suck it.

Conflict @Arbys.

See what I did there? Conflict "at" Arbys. Twitter joke.

   So today on my lunch break I head over to get some Good Mood Food at Arbys. They forgot my damn drink that I paid for. I was furious. So furious I had to do something... So I took our beef to Twitter.

Looks like were all good now, I'd say.

-Cody