Pro Pencil Sharpeners are cool.

   Professional pencil sharpener huh? Thats a real thing? Uuum bro, you can't just call yourself a professional if every child in the world can do it. If so, I've been pro for 15 years. First off, what business is going to send you a pencil and ask you to sharpen it? And I like how he says he even sends the shavings back to the client because it is a part of their pencil. No one wants that shit. If this is actually a real video and a real "job", then be happy about it Dave. You may have overspent $999.75 on all your gear, but you still have the easiest job in the world. Quit being such a stiff. God I need to quit my job and get a good profession, like a professional shoe tyer.

-Cody