Bank Robber

In Iowa there was always a guy with Downs syndrome hanging out at the park or at shows. He was older, about 28, he never told us his real age, and was one of the funniest dudes you'd ever meet. Genuinely cool person. He rapped and rode around on a red tricycle. It was his thing. One night a few of us are out skating. It's around 10PM and we go hit up a ledge spot at a bank and we see his trike sitting out front of the bank. We go see what he's doing out at the bank this late. He's wearing a cape, some sort of devil mask and his tongue is red. He had stolen a box of candy from the gas station a little bit earlier and was now "trying" to break into the bank with a socket wrench. Knowing he wouldn't make it in, we skated this ledge and had fun. There you go you nerds, have fun. Live life dangerously, stab someone.

-Taylor