ZOO.

    Yup, Omaha is a zoo. Filled with hipsters, homeless, and crackheads. Today Taylor and I went downtown for some good ol' mantuiqing. We saw an old looking dude in a Little Bo Peep looking costume carrying a giant lolipop. Then I saw a pregnant looking man. Huge stomach with some big chest beefers, I guess it could've been a lady with a mustache... but who knows. Anyways we also saw a dog wearing sunglasses and I purchased some sweet posters. So suck it everyone else.
-Cody

PS. I've pooped a total of 5 times today from eating all that Pepperjax last night. Worth it.
PPS. Make that 6.